Thursday, September 25, 2008

Whipping Post

The allman brothers band…
One of the greatest band on earth!
My surfacing surprised me with this long sleeves shirt
Menjerit jugakla haku bile melihatnya.

Its damn hard to find a great band shirt…
and this one is exceptional!

But there’s one lil problem though…
Tang perut tuh …
dah bole bole la cover sket..
Tak pepasal je aku dpt panggilan “nangka” dari surfacing.

Nangka pon nangka lahh, janji baju allman brothers band!

thank you my dear surfacing ;)

Ramadan 2008

owh heavennyee terung sambal

Buka pose at my house recently.
Simple dish umi masak..
tapi bagi aku superb gileee..
Ada sambal tumis sotong kering
(neesa smpi makan pelan2 psl pedas sangat)
Terung sambal berlada, goreng telur dadar garing2
(sape penah makan umah aku taula signature dish ni)
ikan masak gulai tempoyak ...
mee hoon goreng and nasik putih..

sliced cheese cake ku yang hebat

Yang kek kecik2 tuh namenye “sliced cheese cake”…
My second successful attempt on baking…
aku amik kat
Memang meletop ***** !
(5 star la..hape korang pikir bulan2 pose ni!)
Bukan aku sorang je ckp..
lelain pon kate not bad..
kalau not bad tuh …
good la maknanya kan..

yes, i made the cut on the cheese cake!

actually aku wat crème caramel (pudding gula hangus) skali…
things went ..err.. .slightly bad..
crème caramel aku jadik rupe scramble egg dah..
sebab hina sgt malas nak amik gamba.

Isyraq malas nak layan perangai x semiak shana

next in line is mango cheesecake!
Tapi bile pikir2 balik beli bahan je...
50 hengget dah tentu ranap..
Serupe cam aku beli je kat secret recipe..
75 hengget dah siap, takyah penat-penat..
sedap lak tu!
Tapi bile lagi la nak tunjuk skill kan
Especially for my surfacing who crazy in love
with anything cheesy…
So yes..
Mango cheesecake incoming!


*all peechers by shanamuiz –wedding/party/family portrait/any occasion
drop any request -

Friday, September 12, 2008

Gizmo Mogwai

Mohd Isyraq Hadif, my nephew.
Dah dekat 2 tahun umo die...
lasak humang hai..
abes segala laci dibukak.

die panggil aku "alang"...
sepatutnye maklang la..
tapi kenkadang bile die jerit dah bunyi mcm "ngalang"

die ngan "alang" nye ni takle manja sangat...
tapi cukup la wat aku pening kalau tetibe
die pegang tangan aku ajak round keliling meja..
apekah motif ko isyraq..
maklang pon tak paham

Isyraq ni paling happyla kalau aku bawak masuk bilik aku...
pasal ade cermin besar...
suke bebeno menatap muke die kat cermin sambil tergelak sorang2
bajet hensem la tu...

tapi satu je aku malas bile die dlm bilik aku...
mengumbah barang satu hal la..
pastu menjerit-jerit nak action figure the crow...
aku bagi smeagol merangkak-rangkak tau lak die takut...
tapi tak lama lepas tu die amik smeagol aku
die campak ke dinding
terus patah badan... preciousssss...
adusla isyraq... jahanam reta aku !

tapi takpela isyraq...
mende rm29.90 sen pas diskaun 50% kat toy 'r' us tuh...
tak terbanding ngan kasih sayang maklang
kat kamu..cewahhh

muke bangun tido die...itu baju aku die gi pakai bawak tido.

tapi kalau kamu patahkan the crow atau jimmy page nya
action figure...
harusla aku mengamuk dan claim ganti rugi kat mak kamu!

love is all around

Friday, September 05, 2008


se7en seconds ago...
i've been thinking bout u..
and still thinking bout u...
hoping that u finishes off early today
so that we can break-fast together.

se7en minutes ago...
i've texted u to know wut are you up to...
and decided to write this entry.

se7en hours ago...
you called me & asked bout the route to bulatan kg pandan..
then u smsed me that sweet & lovely wishes...

se7en days ago...
we finally meet for a lunch...
since u've been working in the production,
we dun spend much time together...
I took a half day off and we had dinner at chop & steak.
the macaroni was 45 min late
and we had silly fight over a parking lot...
but you said sorry and nothing else matters...

se7en months ago...
You were shooting for your final project at UNIMAS..
You were very busy and I was angry.
I just can't wait to get over this long-distance stuff.
you said u'll be back around may.
and i've started counting the day.

se7en years ago...
the unforgettable moment...
the sicness met her surfacing...
i am blessed to become your significant other...
you are my other half...
the apple of my eye.
exactly se7en years ago my dear...
when you said you're going to rock my world...
I know you will.

happy se7enth anniversary, my surfacing.
I LOVE YOU everyday twice on our anniversary day.

Working in Action pt 2

its been a while...
Now that i have my mojo back...
let just continue "Working in Action" for dummies :

8.Breakfast is very important.
A 24 Hrs mamak corner is gud enough to have
teh tarik and roti telur bawang.
Dragonfruit is also recommended as mr Tan,
owner of dragonberry farm suggested it to me...
interesting advise though...
very careful selection of words...

“buah naga manyak bagut.bagi kulit u merah-merah.bagus untuk buang kolesterol “
(as looking at my monster zips)

ini kulit merah2 baik punye uncle..
hari2 tarok itu ubat farmasi..ngee

10. A great personnel is the core to success of a production team.
Looks like our team really bonded into special relationship.
After an hour meeting they immediately become BFF.
They even had nicknames .
Meet :

CARLOS (zul)

PABLO (mani)

PEDRO (syamer)

i don’t even get one!
I repeatedly suggesting ROSALINDA...
they just ignored me like i dun deserve the name...

Can you see the resemblance of Rosalinda?

11. Not just names, they even form a club!
Its called ZGA or ZulGayAssociation.
Carlos is the founder /CEO,
Pedro the consultant and Pablo the General Manager.
Now they are lobbying to transform ZGA to a Department
– The Department of Gays (DOG)
wif a sensational Motto – Back to back.
These are the promotional pictures for DOG branding:

DOG in the house!

Dogbeaches shot...

Ok Pablo… explicit PDA is not allowed in photoshoot...

Pablo..ur doin it again…

Great Pablo…get a rooomm!

12. In this team I am the only female/ flower/ heroin.
There are definitely pros and cons in this situation.


a)I suddenly become the centre of attraction.
When you are the only female available,
regardless of shape, form and skin texture
– You are cantik menarik tertarik ko memang the bomb!
Especially at port klang…
I thought most of the seafarers are gays?
(no offense to anyone yee)

the korean guy wanna make sure that his picture is in my camera..hehehheeh

b)Security : 4 bodyguards
- different background, skintone and age...
i could not asked for more...

All the G boys taking care of the lady

c)People thought that I am the host from Majalah Tiga.
Well its ok… I can take that as a compliment.ngeee.

Well, I should probably think more serious on my career change.hehehehehehe

d. I definitely get a hotel room to myself.
Well Guys, it’s not dat bad to share a queen & a single bed for 4…
After all you are the G boys...

How I wish u were here…merenyam lak haku kan.


a)I can’t peepee at the roadside like the other fellas.
perjalanan kat grik sememangnye menguji ketahanan pundi kencing ku

Guys…I don’t think this is an appropriate place to peepee…

b)Weird things did happened at the hotel room.
Sometimes when you are alone, ‘they’ think u need company.
lebam-lebam jugak aku kene...

air yang tenang jangan disangka tiada hantu air...

c)Sometimes the 4 security guys can turned up
bullying you…(I ain’t complaining guys..heheh)

muka merana abes kene pegang reflector kan...panas gilee woii

13. Parfum is not encouraged.
Even CK, Kenneth cole, dunhill ferragamo whatsoever.
Body mist is good enough...
You know that Perfume tend to produce new chemical when mix with sweat…
the undesirable scent-body odour...

guy: celake budak ni tak mandi ke...adess
(sambil senyum ala2 terpaksa)

14.The only network available
anywhere n everywhere is Celcom .
Although I’m a loyal DiGi User…
Where’s that bloody yellow pal goddamn it!

ello..zss zss..elo elo?zss zsss zsss..fakkk!
eh wlong finger maa!

to be continued...

eh selamat berpuasa ye!