The Killing Joke

why so serious?

marah lagi ka?
masih tensen tatkala isi minyak?
masih bengang bila tgk 2.70 tertera di skrin pump minyak?
masih serabut bila isi rm20 cume dpt 7 liter je?
masih kecewa bila keta jalan sket dah haus nak minum?
masih sakit hati dengan servis public transport yang macam siyal?
masih benci dengan kenaikan harga barang yang disebabkan oleh kenaikan minyak?
masih suspicious ape fungsi petronas kat malaysia?
masih tertanye-tanye ape kerajaan dok buat selame neh?
masih TAK UBAH-UBAH GAYA HIDUP KA?
Hey BABI!
(Kepada sesiapa yang terase die babi)
ko ubah dulu ekonomi negara
ko ubah dulu cara kepimpinan
baru ko citer pasal ubah gaya hidup rakyat hoke.
yang miskin makin papa
yang kaya makin ketawa.

Attack of Lah Vader

courtesy from utusan online

I heard the news at 3pm yesterday right before
they announced for a press conference at 5.
I should have known.
MORON!

If i just go earlier before the breaking news
i wouldn't have stucked in the madness last nite.
2.70 per litre, are you fuckin kidding me LAH VADER?
u see..
i use RM10 daily to go to work...
now i have to add another 40% from the fuel price?
u raise the government servant's salary but what about us?
i wonder how you use the grey-haired ball u called head...

If you want to raise the price...
fine..fine...
but don't you know the bloody term called "tolerance" ..
don't use the tiny flesh u called brain to at least
give us some time to embrace the shocking news?
at least 2 days laaa LAH VADER.

Before this u've been playin hide n seek saying it will
increase in august lah end of year lah..
now why u did this sudden death action
that cause high blood pressure, nausea,
lost control in anger management to this dearly rakyat?

Don't make me angry...
you won't like me when i'm angry mister.
Count me in with other millions voters that turning
their back on you, damn it.

so, LAH VADER, i have nuthin much to say except
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!