I Thought My Jokes Were Bad

I was in the elevator and i heard this conversation
by a mid 30's lady with her mid 20's galpal.

They chitchatted bout a movie
that earned 300 million in 10 days
(440 million worldwide so far)
and possibly will break the 600 million titanic record
in film history.


lady A :
Have u watched batman new movie?

lady B :
yeah (looking not excited)

lady A :
how was it? i think it's just plain. it's not heroic at all.

lady B : oh my god, i agree with you!

lady A :
it was tottalllyy not a superhero movie.
i mean how can a superhero give up just like dat.
it's not batman if he just give up like dat.

LADY B :
yeah i was half asleep throughout the movie.
so boring.

LADY A :
it's not even comical.
i went to OU and got the front row.

LADY B :
mine too.full house u know.
(both walked out from elevator)



SIGH...



ME : CRAAZIEEEEE!



* i went to see the Dark Knight for the 2nd time.
I was at cineleisure at 9 am and caught 11am show.
It was Fullhouse, again.

Let's Put a Smile on That Face

I went to see The Dark Knight at imax theatre last saturday with my surfacing.
I've booked the ticket earlier and the seat was worth it!
the long-awaited moment. the final hours.

so how's the movie?
I think this *figure can explain how the Dark Knight been doing...

1. widest release (4,366 theaters)
2. biggest midnight opening ($18.5M)
3. biggest opening weekend ($158.4M)
4. biggest July opener ($158.4M)
5. biggest PG-13 rated opening ($158.4M)
6. biggest single day ($67.2M)
7. biggest opening day ($67.2M
8. biggest Friday ($67.2M)
9. biggest Sunday ($43.6M)
10.biggest IMAX opening ($6.3M)
11. fastest to $200M in five days ($203.8M)-
crushing Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest,
Spider-Man 2 and Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith track records

* taken from www.superherohype.com





still not convince by the figures?
Let's take a look at the reviews from my fellow friends...


"Hugely entertaining, superbly acted and stunningly designed blockbuster that mixes adult themes with spectacular action and actually leaves you wanting more, despite its lengthy running time"
VIEWLONDON


"The haunting and visionary Dark Knight soars on the wings of untamed imagination. It's full of surprises you don't see coming. And just try to get it out of your dreams"
THE ROLLING STONES




"The Dark Knight is spectacular, visionary blockbuster entertainment: pretty much everything you could hope for and then some."
EMPIRE MAGAZINE


“The darkest. The meanest. The true cape-crusader. The Dark Knight is absolute”
NOR LELA ABDUL GHANI @ PET


so what are you waiting for?
book for ya tickets damn it!

The Killing Joke

why so serious?

marah lagi ka?
masih tensen tatkala isi minyak?
masih bengang bila tgk 2.70 tertera di skrin pump minyak?
masih serabut bila isi rm20 cume dpt 7 liter je?
masih kecewa bila keta jalan sket dah haus nak minum?
masih sakit hati dengan servis public transport yang macam siyal?
masih benci dengan kenaikan harga barang yang disebabkan oleh kenaikan minyak?
masih suspicious ape fungsi petronas kat malaysia?
masih tertanye-tanye ape kerajaan dok buat selame neh?
masih TAK UBAH-UBAH GAYA HIDUP KA?
Hey BABI!
(Kepada sesiapa yang terase die babi)
ko ubah dulu ekonomi negara
ko ubah dulu cara kepimpinan
baru ko citer pasal ubah gaya hidup rakyat hoke.
yang miskin makin papa
yang kaya makin ketawa.

Attack of Lah Vader

courtesy from utusan online

I heard the news at 3pm yesterday right before
they announced for a press conference at 5.
I should have known.
MORON!

If i just go earlier before the breaking news
i wouldn't have stucked in the madness last nite.
2.70 per litre, are you fuckin kidding me LAH VADER?
u see..
i use RM10 daily to go to work...
now i have to add another 40% from the fuel price?
u raise the government servant's salary but what about us?
i wonder how you use the grey-haired ball u called head...

If you want to raise the price...
fine..fine...
but don't you know the bloody term called "tolerance" ..
don't use the tiny flesh u called brain to at least
give us some time to embrace the shocking news?
at least 2 days laaa LAH VADER.

Before this u've been playin hide n seek saying it will
increase in august lah end of year lah..
now why u did this sudden death action
that cause high blood pressure, nausea,
lost control in anger management to this dearly rakyat?

Don't make me angry...
you won't like me when i'm angry mister.
Count me in with other millions voters that turning
their back on you, damn it.

so, LAH VADER, i have nuthin much to say except
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

Apple iMac for sale!

Second-hand iMac for sale.
Used for almost 2 years.
But the DVD-Combo drive is not working.
Just 2 weeks ago it didn't detect any cd/dvd inserted.
Other than that, TIP-TOP Condition.
Well-kept and direct owner.
The owner is very careful with his belongings, trust me.
This Imac used for editing before this.
So, name any editing software u want.
Price : RM 2500 (Negotiable)

DETAILS :

Apple iMac desktop computer with new Intel Core 2 Duo processor
Processor: 1.83GHz Intel Core 2 Duo 2MB shared L2 cache
Display: 17-inch (viewable) widescreen 1440 x 900 pixels
Memory: 512MB (2x256MB) Option: Up to 2GB
Hard drive: 160GB Serial ATA, 7200 rpm
Optical drive: 24x Combo Drive (DVD-ROM/CD-RW) - ROSAK
Graphics: Intel GMA 950 graphics processor with
64MB of DDR2 SDRAM shared with main memory
Built-in iSight camera and stereo speakers
Built-in wireless with bluetooth option

Apple Keyboard and Mighty Mouse included
- iLife ‘06 suite for creating photo projects, making movies,
designing DVDs, building websites, and composing music
- Front Row
- Photo Booth
- Comic Life
- OmniOutliner

You can't find this type of Imac anymore at retail.
They're selling the all new iMac that cost RM4200++.
This is the chance for anyone who wants
to use Apple iMac that will not cost more than 3k!;)

Big Day Out

the sicness


her surfacing

Our big day out.
the FIRST big day out after 5 months away.
the FIRST time i feel so secure, comfy, happy, relax...
sume adelah!
went to see ironman for 2ND time at imax.
got our best seat...
and yes we've waited till the ending credit
to see the extra scene..
and it's all worth it!
sape2 tak tgk extra scene...
sile carik kat youtube ye.
went to our favourite action figure's shop,
his favourite dvd's stop,
dinner at tgi friday.
read film & music books at borders.
just like the good old days.
i really miss this.
and i really need this.
for i know that...
there's nowhere else i should be.
there's nobody else but he.

si kodam

saje letak gamba si kodam ni.
die ni baru baik demam.
aritu dtg umah pon dendiam je.
tapi sebenarnye si kecik ni suke gelak.
same je cam mak bapak die.
tgkla gamba tuh suke sangat kalau aku dok gomol2 die.
hihihihih.
best sangat ade anak lelaki...opss!
bile nak jumpe danial ye ;)

when the sicness meet surfacing

you and me

in an hour...
i'll be seeing you.
in an hour...
we meet again
in an hour...
it's the end of longing
in an hour...
it's the beginning of everything
in an hour...
it's happening
when the sicness meet her surfacing!

in 3 months

Isyraq....
my little one dah ikut makbapak die ke langkawi...
pegi main muzik for 3 months at tanjung rhu...
aduhai baru 2 weeks...
but i'm already missing him.
so tell me...
how am i suppose to forget his cheeky smile and naughty terlampau tu.
get back soon my dear isyraq hadif.


si nakal isyraq


ni ngan mami die


ayat paling digemari "cicakkk"


baju ni aku pilih untuk die


maklang rindu kamu sangat!

Raja...You are 28!

The birthday boy...eh masih boy ke..

Bulan april ni byk lak besday kengkawan...
So 27 april plak birthday raja izwan ni...
my close friend since at a4comm.
Birthday bash mamat ni dah di plan 2 weeks earlier.
We think that his birthday will be
a good reason to get together...
kumpol ramai2 with all of
the other frens yang dah lame tak jumpe.
kirenye lepak2 tepi kolam nye surprise party la...


santapan raja bersiong

The party concept is potluck...
Sume kene bawak makanan memasing.
feel free lah nak bawak swimsuit ke ape...
pasal buat kat poolside kondo si edex & yaya at bukit indah
so adela macam2 seperti mee goreng, sate, buahan, jajan,
cake, air bikarbonat, ayam goreng, nata decoco etc


eh fantasi ke realiti neh?

The birthday boy all dress up ye ye ni...
tak sangka kengkawan tgh ramai menunggu dengan plan superjahat.
kitorang nak campak die dalam pool!
Kalau aku jadi hang.... haruslaa cemas okayy!


You are officially 28!


gelak gelak gak, orang dah lapo neh

So pas potong2 cake...
sume wat2 tak tau je..
lepak-lepak makan-makan gelak-gelak…
ujan plak time tuh..
so takdela dorang ni nak terjun ke pool.
tapi plan is still a plan la kann..
nasib kaula rajaa...


makan-makan pasni siap la ko


separa dari kami yang kekenyangan


dara . mak dara. bakal mak dara.


It all went well.
All the so-called tough guys
(san and edexla sape lagik)
berjaya menjalankan strategi serangan dan
mematahkan pihak lawan.
Tell me...
who dare to fight the two monsters with ridiculous muscles at the stomach?
woii kaver perot laaa woi!!


serangan bertubi secara tetibe mengejutkan lawan


masih mahu melawan walaupon da tau nasibnye

Tapi kitorang berhati-hati tau...
make sure check poket sume ok...
takot ade henpon ke wallet ke…
yela rosak lak mende2 tuh kang mampos plak nak mengganti.
Tapi birthday boy pon xleh wat ape…
pasal die tau die tetap akan kene gak.
Ikot jelaa…


amik ko, this is ur birthday gift bebeh!hahaha

Memang bes dapat jumpe kawan2 lame and jarang lepak...
Yela walaupon skang sume lain2 opis...
tapi kitorang still close mcm dulu...
So to all the partygoers –
aku, yaya, edex, andy, suhara,san,
mira, zainal,aidil, fuad, mawi, izhan, elly, ecah, alipp…
and 4 boys tercomel -adam, omari, irfan , no'an
we should do this often , don't you think?

pasni nak wat untuk sape lak?
Zainal jaga ko 26 neh!
Tapi kite lepak2 awal maju jela eh..
hihihihihi.


the gang


andy posing tak ingat

To raja…
I wish you all the best and have a great life.
I know you will.
Ingat mase berdetik ke 30…tick tock tick tock ;)



Ps: ala2 promote ni.. Birthday boy single lagi tau! hehehheehh

Neesa...You are 25!

The birthday girl

This entry suppose to be posted like 3 weeks ago.
but I’m so busy with production job.
So neesa, WE ARE NOW EVEN okay!
I’m 25 and so do you!

4 days before her birthday…
she went to Philippines which buat haku risau jugak
takut x dpt sambut birthday die on the day.
Thank god die balik on Saturday.

So on Sunday 13th april, me and shana,
muiz asked her out, u know just for a simple celebration.
Our plan is to melantak nak gile kat chicken hartz
(supposenye waktu besday aku dulu).
I picked her up, seblom tuh aku sempat kenekan die.
Dah suh die siap2, pastu aku ckp tak jadi.
member suare dah benganggg je.hehehe..
no lah my dear...
Takkan aku nak wat camtu kat engko. heheheh

So we dine at chicken hartz, Berjaya times square..
tp makanan die cam sejuk pulak..
And chicken wings takde.
tapi ape masalahnye kan, hadapkan sajee.


masing-masing kaver perot

Shana siap da beli kek sume...
but we are so full to eat the cake.
So we decided to go to sumwhere else.
ingat memule nak lepak umah si misae ni je.
Tapi tetibe rase nak gi oldtown café plak.
Shana bli strawberry cake & fibre cheese ..
aku tak sangka yang cheese fibre tuh sedap gileee!
aku igt rase ala2 oat aje.


ko sorang je masih budak kecik naneh


Aku jadi over kalau tgk kek

Hadiah untuk ko nanti la yeh sa.
Aku pon tatau nak kasik ape skang ni.
And THANK YOU shana for the lovely water container
from christopher moon...
whoever the hell he is..
but the quote at the bottle is very inspiring …
quote unquote :

“Logic and reason can take you from point A and Point B, but imagination can take you anywhere!”


blow your horn bebeh!eh corny plak kan

Yes imagination can take you anywhere…
I can’t even imagine my life will be without you guys.
You all are phenomenal...
the greatest gift in my life.


makan bersuap, neesa kene praktis ;)

Malam tu lepak-lepak ajela berejam kat oldtown.
Tapi birthday girl bley macam penat sgt plak.
maybe penat travel tak abes lagi.
Mata hang cam kene alergik kucing ok.
Tapi bergamba tetap mahu yang tak tahan tuh.


25 years… sorry shana ko tak layak lagi.ngeheheh

So after this... si naneh punye birthday..
lambat lagi bulan 10... get ready yer naneh..
samada nak do the ritual or…
do something else!
Whatever it is... we had loaddss of fun!


necklace 4rm dat special someone..ehem ehem

For Neesa bebeh…
I hope you have a wonderful year..
With so many great things ahead.
I know, in everything you do...
you’ll do it the right way,
With better judgement and wiser decision.
You are the greatest friend I ever had
(and you too shananeh).
You always there when I need you… good or bad
You always at my side no matter what...
even sumtimes teruk gak aku kene brainwash same die :)
I hope that I can be all that you can be, dearest.
Happy 25th birthday!


sayang kamu berdua

Reminisce

I listened to one of the the beatles’ song, In my life.
And the lyrics do make me wonder.
When I’m 64…will I laugh or cry when I look at the pictures
of my younger days?

Even now, looking back…
tak payah tunggu 20, 30 years
It’s all so much different.
Looking at old pictures really bring back those memories
Good or bad. Just like what john lennon said...

Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain


MY PARENTS

En abdul ghani & Sharifah Fatimah dikurniakan 5 org anak..
4 perempuan, sorang lelaki last yang sgt spoil.
anak ketiganye lah owner blog ni.
I am bless to have such wonderful parents.
They really take good care of me.
and trust me to do whatever i want.
I never have problem like my fren does mcm susah nak keluar,
tak bleh ade bf atau ape2 sahaja.
they give me total freedom.
But i know there's a limit to that.
umi & ayah, i will always try my best to make you happy.


1983..lihat si comel itu..heheh..and now u know why i like 70's so much. ko tgk jela bell bottom bapak aku tuh.


2006... They are my EVERYTHING.


SICNESSURFACING

7 years ago..
the time I met my dear surfacing.
It’s all messy.all over the place.
Dahla mase tuh aku baru potong rambut macam pengkid.
Mase tu gakla die menjelma mcm angel gitu.
He’s kinda made me who I am today.
He was there when I change to something better.
To my dear..you are my surfacing always ;)
Tengok gamba2 lama kitorang ape yang paling ketara
Ialah perubahan fizikal badan..
lebih tepat..penambahbadakan
my dear, jgn sedeh tgk gamba2 lame yeh..
nanti kite skipping and hulahuk ala beyoncee.


2003-zaman kurus dan mude remaje


2003- zaman naik bas intrakota..gile bas tuh pon dah tak wujud di muke bumi ni


2004- tower record kl plaza.skang dah takde pon.


2005-bas intrakota la ni, nak gi OU jugak..tambang 1.60 sen


2007- berjalan-jalan dgn bes selepas ade MR V


D' FRANZ NUTS
(seriously guys! What’s our new gang name?)

Mase skola, there’s circle of frens which are still my bestfren till today.
Tgk gamba dulu n skang..
nak gelak pon ade... nak marah pon ade.
Ingat lagi time rehat 20 minit je,
so berdiri tepi kantin sambil makan kuih cakoi letak sambal nasik lemak.
Pastu kalau stayback ptg,
mesti pegi umah inaz pasal gerai nasik tgh hari
Depan umah die memang superb sgt!
Ape2 pon fara ko jgn belasah aku pasal letak gamba lame ni eh…
Takpe pasal ko skang super hot gitu.
And fara aku officially TAG ko for this!


2001.. adekah penangan cakoi yang buat kite jadi begini?ngee...


2004...fara u know ur a hottie now bebeh!


2007…aku pulak gain weight yang melampau.kenape ko maintain fara?tak puas ati neh


INNERVISION

zaman mmu ni antara period yang paling bes gile…
First class at MMU, The lecturer taught us how to use Yahoo Messenger.
How cool was that?
i mean that’s the best communication tools ever for students enway.
Time tuh gakla tgh hot MIRC…
chatting ntah ngan sesape la kan.
Shananeh ko igt tak aktiviti sewa basikal kite?
Konon2 nak main hari2 la kan..
Last2 dalam 4 tahun aku kat mmu tuh ade la 3 kali kot kite pegi kan.
3 years at MMU memang fun & crazee sgt.
I WISH I COULD GO BACK to those days for once...


2001…Alpha dinner nite.ntah pape la aku pakai time tu.
Tensen mengenangkannya.


2002…beta year.The best year in mmu.we were called Gangster & gang tape itam by lecturers.


2003…gamma year.look at those braces! Gile ko neesa..It’s so green goblin.


2006…we are besties that still hangout and being there for each other.


2008…work it out girl! Damn, I watch too much of Tyra banks.


WORKING LIFE
(takde gang name lak)

It all started at a4 communications..3 years ago
working at small medium ad company..
Its very hectic and kinda stressful..
thank god I had a very nice, kepala gile punye colleague.
And there’s no doubt about it.
even though we’re not at the same workplace anymore(except yaya & edex la)…
we are still as close as ever and never fail to be there for each other.
They are the people that I go mamak with and kutuk bout that special someone…hehehehe.
(come on, why can’t she be a better person for once)
Weh korang ape gang name kite..pikir satu laa.!
err it’s too childish for that I guess..ngee
(name kodam boleh puan yaya?)


2006…shooting at ancasa..yaya masih dara..


2007..yaya & edex wedding…yaya hampir ilang dara..


2007…organizing this event..yaya..dara..err..dah preggo laa


2008…last Saturday..mamak awal maju kesukaan kami.Yaya..ha dah ade si kodam.
ko bleh restore dara nanti kot.ahahaha



All this places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I've loved them all

- the beatles